Twinkle Toes Santa Ornament

Ho Ho Hollllllly Shit! Santa is doing his best aerobics-instructor impersonation this year. He's a lover and a happy boy this year. You better watch out, cause he is NOT light on his feet.

Twinkle Toes:

• Is Involved In Community Theatre
• Is going to pull his groin but beauty is pain
• Talks about you in therapy. Yes you.
• Believes theatre will never die
• It's a body suit, not spanxx
• Just got his toes done
• He's on a very strict diet