Your Dad Is My Cardio Trucker Hat | Funny Trucker Hat - Poppy & Vine

Your Dad Is My Cardio Trucker Hat | Funny Trucker Hat

$30.00 USD
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Your Dad Is My Cardio Trucker Hat | Funny Trucker Hat - Poppy & Vine

Your Dad Is My Cardio Trucker Hat | Funny Trucker Hat

$30.00 USD
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For the certified DILF hunters and proud homewreckers-in-training — meet the Your Dad is My Cardio Mother Trucker Hat.

This isn’t just a hat — it’s a whole workout plan. Why hit the treadmill when you can chase down hot dads at Little League games, grill-outs, and PTA meetings? Whether you call him Poppy, Daddy, or just Mr. Right Now, this hat lets everyone know your type comes with a mortgage and a weekend custody schedule.

Perfect for thirsty Thursdays, awkward family functions, or any time you feel like making someone’s stepmom sweat.  Because why do cardio when you can ride a DILF instead?

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